• *Hyperventilating Hysterical
  • **Faint with Disgust
  • ***Dizzy with Disbelief
  • ****A Big Dose of Awww

I received a request to climb in bed with a gentleman to keep him warm during the night. "That's part of your job" I was informed by him. I told him I'd bring him another blanket. Thursday, April 22, 2010 12:22 PM

I had a patient that was prescribed every narcotic you can think of (Demerol, Vicodin, etc.) and was on neurological checks every four hours. The first neuro check, she passed with flying colors. But when I went in four hours later,she was really "flying" and proceeded to ask me if I was the one who was going to take her ticket and escort her to her gate. Thursday, April 01, 2010 2:55 PM

I had a patient’s husband, who was spending the night, say, "I'm going to need coffee during the night, should I hit the nurse call light or go find someone to let me into the patient nutrition room?” Thursday, April 01, 2010 2:52 PM